Lancer Pride
A phrase associated with Malden Catholic (or "MC" for short), a catholic all-boys school in Malden Massachusetts who's mascot is the Lancer. the phrase "Lancer Pride" was invented by kool aid drinkers and sycophants in MC's administration and alumni community and is meant for use in a warm and fuzzy context. However it is more commonly used in a sarcastic manner when talking about the numerous MC grads who were cool when they attended MC 20-25 years ago but are now pathetic losers.
**Some crappy Malden/Everett/Revera area bar**
Loud creepy guy, early 40's, wearing "MC Alumni' shirt -" Blah Blah if coach had played me more back in '97 wed've won the state title and I would have made it to the NHL blah blah I was awesome at lacrosse too blah blah working at Cumby's sucked so I quit and told my boss to F himself blah blah I got laid all the time senior year blah blah did I mention I was awesome at lacrosse too? blah blah blah
Barfly #1 (other end of the bar) - "The tool in the Malden Catholic shirt grew up down the street from me. After MC he flunked out of Salem State, then flunked out of Bunker Hill . He's been living rent free with his parents ever since. Last month he got fired from cumby's for offering to blow a dude in the parking lot for vikes.
Barfly #2- "Ha! Lancer Pride!"
*clinking bottles in a sarcastic toast*
Loud creepy guy, early 40's, wearing "MC Alumni' shirt -" Blah Blah if coach had played me more back in '97 wed've won the state title and I would have made it to the NHL blah blah I was awesome at lacrosse too blah blah working at Cumby's sucked so I quit and told my boss to F himself blah blah I got laid all the time senior year blah blah did I mention I was awesome at lacrosse too? blah blah blah
Barfly #1 (other end of the bar) - "The tool in the Malden Catholic shirt grew up down the street from me. After MC he flunked out of Salem State, then flunked out of Bunker Hill . He's been living rent free with his parents ever since. Last month he got fired from cumby's for offering to blow a dude in the parking lot for vikes.
Barfly #2- "Ha! Lancer Pride!"
*clinking bottles in a sarcastic toast*
Lancer Pride by ba245 February 28, 2021
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