Lancer Pride

A phrase associated with Malden Catholic (or "MC" for short), a catholic all-boys school in Malden Massachusetts who's mascot is the Lancer. the phrase "Lancer Pride" was invented by kool aid drinkers and sycophants in MC's administration and alumni community and is meant for use in a warm and fuzzy context. However it is more commonly used in a sarcastic manner when talking about the numerous MC grads who were cool when they attended MC 20-25 years ago but are now pathetic losers.

**Some crappy Malden/Everett/Revera area bar**

Loud creepy guy, early 40's, wearing "MC Alumni' shirt -" Blah Blah if coach had played me more back in '97 wed've won the state title and I would have made it to the NHL blah blah I was awesome at lacrosse too blah blah working at Cumby's sucked so I quit and told my boss to F himself blah blah I got laid all the time senior year blah blah did I mention I was awesome at lacrosse too? blah blah blah

Barfly #1 (other end of the bar) - "The tool in the Malden Catholic shirt grew up down the street from me. After MC he flunked out of Salem State, then flunked out of Bunker Hill . He's been living rent free with his parents ever since. Last month he got fired from cumby's for offering to blow a dude in the parking lot for vikes.

Barfly #2- "Ha! Lancer Pride!"

*clinking bottles in a sarcastic toast*

Lancer Pride by ba245 February 28, 2021

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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