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lamplighting 

Lamplighting is the process of convincing a significant other they are insane or paranoid through the use of technology. Examples include acting completely normal around them, then emailing, texting, and calling and saying jubberish or lies and convince them that they are insane by denying and erasing records of it. This is best done with multiple sources, like multiple people calling from multiple numbers and using different emails and social media accounts.
I like dating crazy chicks, but I can lie with a straight face, so I am lamplighting my current GF.
lamplighting by m1k3j0n35 September 14, 2017
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lamplight 

The place that no one wants to get hit
Person 1: I am going to hit you right in the lamplight.

Person 2: NOT THE LAMPLIGHT!

Person 1: Yes... The lamplight
lamplight by Winkler Tinkler June 10, 2016

Little Lamplight 

A group comprised of children who either survive or involve themselves in a world (metaphorically, an online community) where they don't belong.
Man 1: "Dude, it's so weird that kids like to write fanfictions and shit for nsfw communities."
Man 2: "Yeah, it's like that one location in Fallout 3, Little Lamplight"
Little Lamplight by SlugPye March 6, 2021

The Lamplighter

When a partner takes the entire penis and testicles into their mouth and have their tongue out as well and the partner then pulls on the tongue like a light chain.
That fucking Skanks mouth’s so big she could complete the lamplighter on a horse.
The Lamplighter by Droc the Bullx2 December 29, 2022

Lamplighter 

A place where children go to discover their sexual horizons
Taylor went to Lamplighter to find her 50 shades.
Lamplighter by LittleSubs May 9, 2018

Lamplighter inn 

I need to go to The lamplighter inn so I can go down there and find my gold.
How is it at the lamplighter inn looking for the way down, how's the lamplighter in lately have you found any, without the lamplighter in I'm in the room, lamplighter inn and I'm looking for a light, thinking about my riches I'll be taking a piss at The lamplighter inn.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026