Lamp ass 

A person male or female, with zero common sense!!

Someone Lacking morals and integrity! They are Self centered and argumentative, even though they don't possess the skills or tools necessary to win any battles of the mind! Someone who can't get out of their own way!!!

God Jane is stupid as a box of rocks!!! Lamp ass mother fucker!

Lamp ass by Cowboy713 March 22, 2023

Ass Lamp 

When someone, of indian descent, imitates a lamp, and becomes a complete ass while doing it

Barbra has been a real ass lamp lately

Ass Lamp by Jobisha September 13, 2019

The Butt-Ass Lamp

A ceramic lamp that has a short in the wiring, covered entirely in duct tape.

Joe: That Butt-Ass Lamp is so cool. Where did you get it?
Bob: In an alley 2 feet from your mother's ankles!

The Butt-Ass Lamp by SouthernAveBand June 24, 2005

Lampassen 

Red stripes on Nazi Bastard General Stff trousers to indicate the wearer is an ass fucker and fudge packer of the first degree.

Herr General, mein hosen are down around mein ankles. Drop your hosed MIT dem Lampassen und jam der Weiner I'm der arschloch!

Lampassen by FlesticleBoy December 28, 2011

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lampass by fingergreen May 31, 2022