Lamier 

Triple goddess ,arts,science, primordial spirit, christ consciousness, root chakra ,blackness of space

Lamier is God

Lamier by Mr Levy November 12, 2021

lamier 

God force, triple blackness of space, the divine feminine, root chakra, kush, christ,

The way of lamier is rooted in the blackness of space

lamier by Mr Levy November 12, 2021

Lamier 

he’s sexy,tall,a little smart,honest,sneaky,passinate,tough,hardhead,and would be the best sexist bf/ friend to have around. Lamier may not always be perfect just work with him he’s goofy acting and funny and would probably break your heart but what’s not to like.

Lamier is what you need

Lamier by love_1 November 24, 2021

Lamier 

Lamier is the type of guy who’s cool, tall, calm, but in reality he has a big ass dick and will sauce any shorty dat comes his way

Lamier just cracked me so crazy, omgg

Lamier by Markpoop March 21, 2025

Lamier 

Lamier is the type of guy who is cool tall sexy and calm, but in reality he got a big ass dick and he will sauce any shorty dat comes his way

Lamier just crushed my shi, omggg

Lamier by Markpoop March 21, 2025

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert 

One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.

Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019

Lambert High School

Hook em and Cook em! The school in the suburbs of Atlanta in Cumming GA, all puns intended. This is the school where everyone judges and hates on just about everyone. This is the school where sex isn’t an option. Drama thrives through the blood of everyone in this school. This is the school where the admin doesn’t give a rats ass about anyone unless it looks like it’ll ruin their rep. 90% of the staff is white. All the guys float their hats on their heads with long shaggy hair thinking they look cool but anyone can see they look like a homeless idiot. Looking through the parking lot and only seeing trucks and mustangs? Oh hun that’s normal. Depressed? Anxious? Suicidal? Welcome to Lambert High School!

Welcome to Lambert High School!

Fuck that i’m outtie.

Lambert High School by anonymousbrownie2 August 30, 2018