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Lakeway Mom 

Definition- The mother of a child attending Lake Travis High School, rarely found south of Hwy 71 and 2244. Lakeway Moms drive more expensive cars than most peoples first houses. They have highlighted hair to match their daughters and have absolutely no need for employment due to their wealthy beyond belief husbands. Lakeway moms spend their money keeping their body in peak condition and clothed in the most expensive brands such as; but certainly not limited to Valentino, Versace, Guess, Prada, Chanel and Gucci (not to leave out Lulu Lemon for their yoga class attire).

Usually called being “stuck up”.

A person who believes he or she is superior to others, often times show rude, snobbish behavior; arrogant.
“If there was ever an apocalypse, all the Lakeway moms would haul ass in their white Range Rovers to the nearest whole foods located in the Galleria right off of Hwy 71 to stock up on the organic produce before it runs out.”

“Most Lakeway moms produce children that are quite similar to them, they have the best of everything, are rude to absolutely everyone around them, and have no rhyme or reason to respect others. They too, also drive nicer cars than most of the teachers at Lake Travis High School.”
Lakeway Mom by atx0729981013 May 21, 2017

lakeway girl

Often the daughter of a Lakeway Mom, a girl attending Lake Travis High School.

Lakeway girls are often found driving around in a nicer car than any teacher's at Lake Travis high school, with reusable Starbucks cups, with their drink often so sugary that a mere mortal wouldn't be able to identify such as coffee. Can be seen at the Hill Country Galleria, gossiping while wearing expensive clothing, all while buying more with daddy's credit card. Also usually call $40 water "foundation", tend to "need" AT LEAST 200 varieties of makeup, hair, and skin care products.
Slightly more normal person 1: Did you see Brooklyn announcing her bisexuality while purchasing all the makeup products in ulta today with her five pints of pink drink from Starbucks?
Slightly more normal person 2: Yeah, she's a complete Lakeway girl.
A Man of Pure Awesomeness Creating Extremely Buttock Clenching Dubstep
That "Lakeway" made me kill a zebra with a lampshade
Lakeway by Willava September 21, 2012
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026