A puny 2 mile long community in Mercer Pennsylvania based around a pond of stagnant water that for some reason, the inhabitants believe is okay to swim in, considering that the water grows a thick layer of stinking bacteria filled scum every year that slowly makes its way to the swimming area. The Lake is home to many old people, mostly retired, a few democrats and an absolute ASSLOAD of republicans. Most people are zombies, highly unfriendly, and white. The Lake has two big water towers which are the only eye-catching thing there and has Native American tribe names for street addresses. How cute.
Robert: I got a waterborne disease while swimming...
John: Did you swim at Lake Latonka?
Robert: Yeah, why?
John: Congratulations, you're going to die.
John: Did you swim at Lake Latonka?
Robert: Yeah, why?
John: Congratulations, you're going to die.
by Neenja! October 5, 2009