Lag

The single most powerful entity in any game that not only causes you to lose but also possesses your physical body and causes you to plunge into a feat of rage and depression. It also has similar effects to cocaine.

"Did you hear about what happened to Bob?"
"Yeah, he got killed by Lag."

by the/rapist April 21, 2017

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lagging it

Taking your time to do something, usually getting ready to go out

Jeff: Just one more song bro, then I just gotta put a top on, find my keys and I'm good to go
Andrew: Quit lagging it out you wasteman
Jeff: Aight chill man, you know I'm the lagmeister what do you expect bro

by TheLagmeister3k February 8, 2017

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lag

What people using 56K or below cause while playing a multiplayer game.

Player 1 Ping 999
Player 2: upgrade ur 14.4k lagger!!1

by SC.Zee September 25, 2003

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Lag

An occurance that happens when one or more's internet connection is slow.
This causes the person's input to be unresponsive than normal.
This causes the following symptoms:
Rage-inducing hair-loss
Smashing of computer
Extreme language
Heart attacks
Hitreg issues
Suicidal thoughts
Depression

Guy 1: I am winning!
Guy 1: Wait, that shot did not register!
Guy 1: IM HAVING LAG!
Guy 1: *died*
Guy 1: aa..... aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *SMASHING KEYBOARD AND COMPUTER*

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