Lactating wombat is the term given to a short, round, aged and loud man that has no discernable good looks and bears the resemblance of a wombat. He has mild erectile dysfunctions along with sore, tender nipples which leak prefusely.
"man, that guy just keeps talking, and look at the wet patches on his shirt!, he looks like a lactating wombat"
by Control-room Bloke April 2, 2010
Lactation Lettuce was denied on Urban Dictionary, and we, lactationlettucelickinglover420, will not stand to let it be denied a second time!!!!
by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 8, 2019
Suckin' some milk providing titties sexually!
Having a new baby isn't all bad, me and my wife can now engage in some erotic lactation!
by dunnomanatallyall February 22, 2014
When a women suddenly squirts milk out of her breast due to extreme surprise or pleasure.
Girl: why is there milk on the floor?
Girl 2: Spontaneous Lactation
by Fender315 March 4, 2015
As it sounds, it is breastfeeding for pay. Erotic lactation is considered a taboo by many because of its proximity to incest and children. "Milk fetishism" and "lactophilia" are medical, diagnostic terms for paraphilias and are used for disorders according to the precise criteria of ICD-10 and DSM-IV.

In 2003, there was a report of New Zealand brothel that offered lactation services to its clients. Though not strictly prostitution, a Beijing restaurant offered breastmilk-based dishes on its menu.
Donna is a lactating whore who works in a house that caters to fetishes such as infantilism.
by Gender Studies Student February 4, 2010
A cow-like creature who produces milk. Lactating refers to Lactation, the process of producing milk and bovoid refers to bovine, the term for a cow and by adding "oid" on the end means "similar to".
Excrement of a Lactating Bovoid
Means- Cow Poo

That lactating bovoid is annoying me
Means- That cow is annoying me
by kingpaladin July 17, 2005
an insult used to describe some one as either

#1 slow stupid man who would not get laid.

#2 fat man who wont get laid.

#3 man who tries to hard to get laid.

#4 fagot


#5 idiot who thinks hes smarter then he actually think
"hey bob"

"fuck you, you lactating turtle"
by dairon December 10, 2008