LWD 

1) Little White Dress - a tiny garment that either scares your boyfriend, or makes him want to fuck you.

2) Little White Dog - a yappy animal that either scares your boyfriend, or makes him want to kick it.

1)Girl: I wonder if my boyfriend thinks I look hot in this LWD? He doesn't compliment me enough...

Girl's boyfriend: I wonder if she's trying to send me a subliminal message with that white dress? Makes me want to fuck her, though.

2) Yap! Yap! Yap! Yappity Yap!

Boyfriend: I want to take my girlfriend's LWD outside and punt it.

LWD by Cherry Stone July 28, 2011

lwd 

another short term for "long white dick"

hey girl, you tryna see this lwd?

lwd by hollyhandeled.12345 November 16, 2016

LWD 

An LWD Is an little white dick that is held by a racist white Man

Will- yo I got an LWD an it’s on video

LWD by LWD WELL February 20, 2020

LWD 

Lying While Democrat LWD:

The state of lying being an impeachable offense, if, and only if, the liar is a member of the Democratic Party, as determined by the Imperial Terrorpublicans. Dire economic matters and *grave* matters of national security affecting the taxpaying, soldier-burying public are not applicable under this designation; further, AWOL shirkers, drunks, cocaine addicts and their previous arrest records are exempt. Lying While Democratic LWD applies uniquely to the impeachable offense of non-public concerns between two consenting adults.

George W. Bush's 300-plus documented lies aided by Rumsfeld, Rice, Cheney, and Gonzales as the basis for the run-up to war and as the reason for the subsequent hundreds of billions of dollars in appropriations awarded noncompetitively to proven price-gouging profiteers and mercenaries accountable to no one are not impeachable offenses, but Bill Clinton's lie was?
Q: Why? A: LWD.

LWD by NOV2008 November 23, 2007

LWD 

The meaning of LWD is "little white dick" its a insult just like LBD "little black dick"

the human being who made this texting word is Logan Garrett Beam

kylie- "Hey jake you got bwc?"
Charlie- "Kylie i bet he has Lwd hahaha!"

LWD by Logan beam May 10, 2018

LWDR 

Laughing with due respect (LWDR) is when you laugh very polietly/respectfully usually in front of strangers/adults/The queen. The laugh is not vulgar and usually sounds like a quiet "haha" or a "teehee". You can also laugh like this when the joke isn't very funny or is very funny but you don't want your acquaintance to know that you find the joke so funny you have to lws.

Vicky: omg Trevor told me the worst joke yesterday..
Laticia: lol what was it?
Vicky: he was all like...What lies in a pram and wobbles?....a jelly baby.. (rolls eyes)
Laticia: AWKWARD what did you say?
Vicky: I just LWDR-ed

Laticia: oh yeah..i would of done that too

LWDR by hannahthequeenofamazing August 29, 2013

lwdwq 

When yo shawty dumps a bucket filled of poop on your head and you take her by her neck

Yo wassup?

Nothin, just lwdwq'd my shawty

Sickk

lwdwq by lwdwq March 2, 2021