sarcastic remark or a get out clause
someone u secretly hate starts talking to u but
u want to avoid them
someone u secretly hate starts talking to u but
u want to avoid them
simon your so cool do u think we could be hang out?
i'd love to but i cant... maybe in the next lifetime
i'd love to but i cant... maybe in the next lifetime
by devilboy July 28, 2008
Get the love to mug.A Love so strong and so big that the distance from the earth to moon is used to start to describe how much a person loves another person. This term is usually used by girls.
by It's just me May 30, 2014
Get the love to the moon and back mug.1) What people say about themselves when they have nothing to say.
2) A phrase used when someone states the obvious.
2) A phrase used when someone states the obvious.
My online dating profile needs to describe myself. I love to laugh, have fun, and enjoy living. But then... doesn't everyone?
Hey, do you love to laugh?
Hey, do you love to laugh?
by Noejuan July 20, 2012
Get the Love to Laugh mug.To love every bit of a person. So if they were to be impregnated with a handgrenade and exploded into tiny bits, you would want to keep any bit that was left, cos you love them to bits.
by bec blu eyez September 6, 2006
Get the love to bits mug.phenomenal Song by the Weeknd, a legendary work of art. this song is about the weeknd wanting a commitment when the girl he’s singing about doesnt, it’s a very interesting and unique song by the weekend considering what it’s about - and he is on the receiving end of his bad habits that he brags about. true xo fans should know this.
if you haven’t heard love to lay what are you doing with your life??
if you haven’t heard love to lay what are you doing with your life??
by xotwod.forever March 11, 2022
Get the love to lay mug.Coined by The Beatles and used in their song "A Day In Life", "I'd love to turn you on" is often mistaken as:
*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)
The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:
"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."
The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.
*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)
The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:
"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."
The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.
Guy: I'd love to turn you on babe.
Girlfriend: What?
Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?
Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.
Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.
Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?
Girlfriend: What?
Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?
Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.
Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.
Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?
by Dr.Strangelove(aka Mr.Lyndon) May 6, 2008
Get the I'd Love To Turn You On mug.Seen on Michael Jackson’s home videos, it is a hilarious quote stating he “loved to tour” even though all of us fans know, it was a fat lie!
by Michael Jackson’s wifey November 12, 2019
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