Located in east central San Fransisco, Lombard Street is known to be the "crookedest street in the world" with 8 sharp turns going down the steep slope
Lombard Street is cool when ur trying to ride ur bike down its path
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a crappy little suburb of chicago where theres nothing better to do then do drugs and kill yourself
Kid one: where do you live?

Lombard Kid: Lombard

Kid One: That sucks
by me March 30, 2005
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A small town outside of chicago. Although there are ALOT of drugies and sluts in lombard,those people dont matter, and they are to be ignored. it has much more character than the towns surrounding it. Glenbard East ( a highschool in Lombard) music won 2 grammys, the marching band is a pride of Illinois and is praised in the daily herold constantly. the poms always take first in state. Last year the volley ball team was first in the division and took 3rd in state. Last year 5 of students from the art department recieved awards of honorable mention and a first place competing against college level students, at a college. lilatia park is one of the most beautiful parks around, people from all over the state come to look at it. Our lilac parade is quite wonderful as well, another attraction not other towns can boast about.
ordinary kid:where are you from
lombard kid: Lombard, IL
ordinary kid: wow you're lucky, everything's so ordinary in my town.
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A Lonbard Sneeze is when you punch someone in the nose making them bleed then vomiting on their face mixing the vomit with the blood.
That asshole Mike messed with my whiskey so I cocked back and gave home the old Lombard Sneeze.
by Oaksbrett June 30, 2015
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Stands for Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead -- a rich guy who acts like a jerk.
Dawn: So how'd your date go ;last night with our town's most eligible bachelor?
Donna: Not well - he looks like a good carch, but he's oo much of a a real LOMBARD for me!
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Lombard is a slang term for the best weed around
Yo he has straight Lombard”
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A rare breed of a sub-species of humans, he is the result of severe inbreeding and can be referred to as "Dinbred" "Lombtard" or just a general word that denotes extreme mental retardation or inbreeding.
Anon One: Hey denis want to go to taco bell?

Denis Lombard:No i already have a phone
by I am your king January 09, 2012
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