LOLZ MACHINE 

The lolz machine is an imaginary machine that controls everything in the universe. Whenever something bad would happen to you it would be because of lolz machine.

Video gamer 1: AW MAN i just got pwned by that tank
Video gamer 2: hahah sucks for u!
Video gamer 1: THAT DAMN LOLZ MACHINE

OR

Player 1:OH NO TOO MANY ZOMBIES
Player 2: DAMN YOU LOLZ MACHINE DAMN YOU!!!!

LOLZ MACHINE by Dirty Jap 69 November 6, 2011

lolmachine

1.A machine that generates lols.
2.A person who spends their time chatting to their friends online.

I am the lolmachine.
He spends so much time on msn, he's a lolmachine.

lolmachine by Monkeyking April 19, 2008