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A lol-cow is a victim of a flame war who can't help but be milked for lols time and time again. They have a compulsive need to give up as many laughs as possible at their own expense despite themselves.

A good Flame Warrior can turn even the most dignified poster into a lol-cow, dehumanizing them every step of the way. For some unknown reason, the lol-cow cannot break the cycle and regain their humanity.
I wish I could stop checking this forum topic, but the lol cows come back time and time again to be milked.
Lol Cow by FannieMae April 12, 2011
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(n) A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but are often “milked” for laughs with or without their knowledge
Teams like the browns, Oilers, redskins and grizzlies are some of the greatest lolcows in over the past decade in the world of sports
Lolcow by StringCool October 11, 2019
A lolcow is a person you get extensive laughs from, who doesn't know they are being made fun of. They can often think they are admired for what they are doing, but secretly are being laughed at constantly.
See that obese lady dancing on cam? She's such a lolcow.
lolcow by MrsKaylaKaulitz September 30, 2008

Lolcow Wrangler 

My friend Krystal is a lolcow wrangler. She plays videos of lolcows on YT and then links her cash app.
Lolcow Wrangler by romhack64 January 23, 2023
A phenomena, usually observed on forums and/or imageboards. A person, most often someone who tries to look exceedingly knowledgeable in the topic discussed, is being flamed/trolled to the point where they can no longer present "sane" arguments that will "fit their level", but yet are too proud to just quit.

This produces a considerable amount of lolz and win, for which the said person can be "milked" until they finally give up. Or drop dead. Hence the name.
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LolCow
lolcow by DreadSmile December 14, 2008

Lolcow.farm 

Female version of 4chan. Full of delulu radfems and bitter grown women
Rachel: Visited lolcow.farm!
Judith: Piss off, anon.
Lolcow.farm by arse-nal July 8, 2020
Someone who is easy/safe for the majority of people to mock. Its a cash cow but you instead milk "lols" from it.
Tom: Man imagine dragons? more like imagine trashens!

internet: lol

enlightened one: is that truly your opinion or are you just bandwagonning against another lolcow?
lolcow by SAM-SEI March 15, 2019