LOL BONNED

(Pronounced lol bawned)
A way to publicly harass someone VERY VERY loudly who you have just beat at something that involved intense competition. (note: LOL BONNED must be yelled at the top of your lungs)

Halo Player 1: I'm gonna own you.
Halo Player 2: No, you're not.
*Halo Player 2 wins*
Halo Player2: LOL BONNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL BONNED by Mugga Mugson November 1, 2009

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lolbanned

if you have been lolbanned, you have been saying LOL (shudder) too much, whether via PM or text, or even...OUT LOUD!!!
yes, its true. if anyone is to be heard SAYING "lol" they must be immediatly be beaten with the nearest heavy object whilst you should 'LOLBAN!'

geek: 'look at that guy on his bike. lol'

SMACK

you: 'LOLBAN! you've just been LOLBANNED!'

lolbanned by Prima Nocta October 26, 2008

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Related Words

LOL BONNED • lolbanned • löl • lol fag • LOL'd • lol-worthy • lol, not exactly • lol internet • lol sandwich • lol abuser

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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