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I loaf you 

I LOAF YOU.

meaning "I love you" but in a friendly yet mocking way. Noting about love and relationship. All about nonsense and real friendship.

It is not being GAY. saying it doesn't make you gay.
yeo dude!
thanks for the ride. I loaf you!
I loaf you by youtellme123 February 23, 2010

i loaf you 

Me: I loaf you besfren<3
You: i loaf you too bestieee <3
i loaf you by bakugos_angerissues January 9, 2021

I loaf you 

Another way of saying "I love you", except SUPER LEGIT.
Julia: Hey, can you give me a ride home?
Clarissa: Yeah, no problem.
Julia: Many thanks man, I loaf you!
I loaf you by QueueTips August 25, 2011

I LOAF YOU SOMAJ 

A phrase about being a fan of a boy named Somaj
I LOAF YOU SOMAJ SIDDIDI1

Loaf yourself 

I loaf I loaf I loaf myself

your meat loaf

This is a sixties saying denoting sexual inactivity. High school boys would often say before summer break "don't let your meat loaf this summer!"
"Hey Spike, don't let your meat loaf this summer!"
your meat loaf by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2020
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