Jan 25 Word of the Day
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LDP stands for Long Distance (Skateboard) Pumping, also known as "Skumping." Longboard-skateboard technology has rapidly advanced since the 1970's, and along with those changes is a new breed of distance-pumping skateboarder.

LDP sessions can be casual 5- to 10- mile pump cruises on flat bike / rollerblading trails, or a 26-mile all-out marathon, where a gyrating, pumping motion is the primary means for moving the skateboard forward!

Check out skumping.com for articles, videos, and current information on this growing niche of skateboard pumping.
We usually go for a few LDP sessions each week, come check it out!
by James Peters January 24, 2006
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Lie Down Piss

The absolute laziest piss a man can take. To be used when describing serious slacking.
"Are you taking an LDP or what?"

"This is no time to be taking a LDP man"

"What are you up to?" "Not much man, just taking an LDP really"
by Jhigs March 30, 2010
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I need a longer and deeper toilet because I suffer from LDP.

The Kiss of Poseidon isn't pleasing when you have LDP.
by FrickMorranis June 15, 2020
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long distance pound, used when you a fist pound is not possible do to distance.
As two people walk away and forgot to shak: Hey L.D.P. man peace.
by RobAa December 12, 2007
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