LBP

A long black pube (oftentimes extremely thick and juicy) that is left behind on the toilet seat (typically by Asians).

These pubes can range in length from 3 to 5 inches, and are unnaturally thick.

In a modern society, it is generally frowned upon to leave behind an LBP. In some places, leaving behind this alien follicle specimen is considered an act of bio-terrorism.

Warning signs of an LBP include: Asian leaving the bathroom, distinct Asian shit smell coming from the bathroom, screams of disgust.

Chris: I got to go take a shit.

*30 seconds later*

Chris: AWWW! NASTY! Steve left a fucking LBP behind. I had to use a huge wad of toilet paper to get rid of it.

LBP by AmericansForCleanerToilets April 14, 2010

LBP

Stands for Little Big Planet, a game exclusively for the PS3. It has received very favourable reviews.

LBP looks more like a Nintendo Wii game.

LBP by z-iron February 26, 2009

LBP

little boy penis

an underclassman boy has an lbp, or a boy that is young.

LBP by brad&ashley May 5, 2011

LBP

The acronym for Little Boy Pussy. Usually used by degenerates in an attempt to be funny.

Person 1: Hey man you ready to say some LBP?
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?

LBP by Cream of Dad May 29, 2017

LBP

Little Black Purse. (i.e., the perfect accessory to you Little Black Dress, or any other dress for that matter.) The Little Black purse is often overlooked because of its preconceived "blahness." It is actually as must-have as your LBD because a really classic LBP will go with anything and stay relevant forever. Chanel makes the classic LBP.

The only thing the outfit needed was a statement necklace and my perfect LBP.

LBP by Gilzka July 26, 2009

Lbp

Some realllllll niggas

Man U see LBP rob them last week? Shits fucked up

Lbp by Westb300150 March 22, 2017

LBP

The art of bajando los pantis with a certain amount of sauce

“Omg he’s such a cutie he can definitely LBP me”

LBP by mmg_73198 May 10, 2018