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When you are in the middle of working or on a conference call and bring it into the bathroom, the same way former US President LBJ did.
I was on a really important conference call, but I really had to use the can so I connected my earbuds to my phone, put myself on mute, and took the call LBJ-Style.
LBJ-Style by Licensed_Nerd July 18, 2021
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LBJ STEAMER 

When you abandon your loved ones for two men (one has to look like a crack head and the other lets say a wanna be mj) and get together and play with each others shit in hot humid weather just for the fun of it. They eat shit, sniff shit and definately talk shit and it seams not to bother them because they have grown immune to it. They give up on everything they once had for the smell of each others shit and see who can take the biggest shit on there loved ones.
Man do you see them guys? Them traitors they look like they about to engage in a lbj steamer!
LBJ STEAMER by kmp216 July 10, 2010

LBJ BABY SHACK THE MASKSCOTTE 

The baller bj jams baller jams street baller name of LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJ.BJ2TALL BJTUTALL BJQUICK. Maskscotte of Miami heat and LA LAKERS.
Honeys LOVE them some lbj baby shack the MASKSCOTTE.

Shopping for Haggars with LBJ 

Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.
"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."
Acronym for "little baby junior son of a bitch", used by Peter Griffin on Family Guy in the episode where he's the "Grinds my gears" guy.

Works well when chatting or texting...
Hey lbjsob, what's up for later?
lbjsob by Scott_zilla July 9, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026