get fired because of a misunderstanding made unintentionally by non-english speakers when they're gonna be absent in their job.
-Boss calling: Where are you? The store is packed and hasn't been open yet.
-Outsider in Traffic: I'm sorry boss I think I'll be getting laid late).
-Boss: You're fired motherfucker.
-American friend: Hey Pedro Wazup?
-Outsider: My boss fired me cuz I said I was getting laid, and I meant to say I was getting late to work
-American friend:Damn, You just got late off .
-Outsider in Traffic: I'm sorry boss I think I'll be getting laid late).
-Boss: You're fired motherfucker.
-American friend: Hey Pedro Wazup?
-Outsider: My boss fired me cuz I said I was getting laid, and I meant to say I was getting late to work
-American friend:Damn, You just got late off .
by Holyshiter666 October 28, 2009
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When you tell a joke to a group of people and even though the person was sitting right there with you, they ask "wait what's so funny, tell me". You should say, man you are always off the porch late!
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