lapad 

LAPAD - lick a pussy and die

Her Bf: We over, goodbye
Her: LAPAD nigga, smh .

lapad by yamombitch. May 2, 2019

Yair Lapid

A generic name for a celebrity who is a lousy boxer, a lousy columnist and a lousy liar, who, due to good looks, tight black shirts, lots of hair gel, popularity with women and a rich father, turns into a lousy Politician, and possibly a Prime Minister in some small Banana republic in the south.

Yair Lapid: "I never smoked pot in my life. Pot is dangerous, and it is illegal"
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"

Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"

Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"

Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."

Yair Lapid by Matans June 11, 2013

lappdumb 

The intense emotion of dumb exhibited by arknights players after they farm rocks for hours on end

Person 1: something dumb
Person 2: lappdumb
Person 1: Aosta
Person 2: Aosta

lappdumb by Puffer. December 22, 2021

Lacadric 

a person who keeps checking urban dictionary and waiting their name to be defined. Even though it probably never will because of how rare their name is.

“Why does he keep checking Urban Dictionary? His name is never going to pop up.”

“I know, he’s acting like such a lacadric.”

Lacadric by browneyedmoe June 12, 2018

lavadichi 

Very clean and pure cocaine

Wow that was some good coke

Yeah it’s pura lavadichi

lavadichi by Nik da dik May 23, 2018

tory lapdog 

anyone who does whatever the Tories wants, dropping all there own ideas and agreeing with Tory ideas

NICK CLEGG the Liberal Democrats leader is a Tory Lapdog

tory lapdog by Mr Ananomous1874 December 5, 2010

Lacademic 

Somebody who claims to be an academic such as a college lecturer or professor but lacks the real gravitas and ability to justify the title.

That physics professor Dave is such a lacademic, he really is useless.

How on earth did that woman mange to become a teacher, she is such a lacademic

Lacademic by ScottCo90 March 20, 2010