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A SEXY ASS BITCH GOT A BIG ASS AND THE MAIN THIS AND ALL THE MENS SHE GET IS NAMED TAY
Tae:SMACKS ASS
LAELONI:NIGGA KEEP YO HAND TO YO GOD DAMN SELF BITCH
Laeloni by You girkd November 24, 2021
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SEXY ASS MFCING BITCH GET ALL THE NIGGAS NAME TAY THEY BE DIGGING DEEP DOWN HER AND GOT A BIG ASS BUTT.
TAY:Smacks ass
Laeloni:Keep yo god damn hand of me *SMACKS* Or your bitch is going to be next.
LAELONI by You girkd November 24, 2021
Beautiful like a Hawaiian flower. Eager to please others but knows how to standup for herself. Although beautiful don't double cross because she is definitely able to get crazy fast.
Lailoni is so beautiful she reminds me of Hawaii
lailoni by Ghettoqueen5 December 22, 2016
this is a strong willeded girl. she will do anything at all costs. loves sports. she will do anything to prove herself. she will protest life things like world hunger and helps everyone she can. she most likely plays a sport, prob basketball. she likes to be a lone wolf and loves her fam. she will grow up to be a sport person or a protester. she doesnt like kids or animals that much.
laloni is my bff
laloni by State farm assistant February 1, 2022
Layloni is a smart , wise, and caring girl. She is very attractive and she will make your head spin. She has a creative mind and soul.
Layloni is so beautiful
Layloni by Hawaii Ma, July 11, 2018
Lealoni comes from the Hawaiian name Leilani which means "Heavenly Flower". Only the most beautiful princesses of Hawaii are named this because only they posses the unimaginable beauty of Heaven.
Only she posseses enough beauty to be named Lealoni.
Lealoni by Lealoni October 9, 2008
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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