LACTHD

LACTHD = Let's All Calm The Hell Down

First started between two forum dwellers -Roach- and -Pork-, when offended or in a place where people are insulting each other a lot, it became common to shout "LACTHD!!!" Although it can be used in many other situations. Spoken it is pronounced
"LACK-TED" Although it is more commonly used in forums.

"Whoa, Whoa people! LACTHD! Let's not fight!"

by **Anders** May 24, 2006

lactodeflection

The annoying tendency for poured milk to bounce off breakfast cereal and onto the table or counter.

Man, I had my IRS 1040 all filled out and signed when a lactodeflection off my corn flakes splattered it with milk. I knew I shouldn't do taxes at breakfast.

by CoolBoomer November 13, 2011

Latchdog

A lackey who is treated like a bitch.

"I got my latchdog to do all the things I didn't want to do at work today!"

by Rissa13 September 9, 2015

Lactaders

When a woman who is producing, squirts milk onto any meal containing potatoes.

Husband: Janet, god damnit come give me some lactaders.
Janet: I’m sorry honey *begins squirting

by FATRATPENIS February 22, 2021

Lachdid

the worst kind of oral sex, the kind that makes you think you caught something from her/him.

GUY1: dude remember that girl from the bar?
GUY2: yeahh she was hawtt.
GUY1: one word dude, lachdid.
GUY2: ohh dude that suxx.

by kissmysass12 December 9, 2008

Lactode

A person who is lactose intolerant.

Jason can't have dairy products because he is a lactode.

by Kenneth Douglass April 9, 2010

Lactdose

To feed someone with lactose intolerance something containing dairy, and not tell them until after they've eaten some/all of it. Can be accidental or intentional.

A: "Here try this dish I made"
B: "Mmmm it's delicious!"
A: "Yep well 2 cups of heavy cream will do that"
B: "YOU LACTDOSED ME"
A: "Oh I'm so sorry! I didn't know you were lactose intolerant"
B: "THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW" (diarrheas everywhere)

by flumpis July 31, 2024