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The L Theory
The L theory is a scientific theory that states the following: Anybody with a name starting with the letter L is a cutie. This theory has been confirmed as of September 1888.
The L Theory by Lennitth September 15, 2021
Theorhetorical - /THēəˈ/rəˈtôrək(ə)l/
Theorhetorical - /THēəˈ/rəˈtôrək(ə)l/ - A theoretical astrophysicist from the University of Kansas may have solved a nearly two-decade-old mystery over the origins of an unusual "zebra" pattern seen in high-frequency radio pulses from the Crab Nebula.
Therefore the “zebra” patterns seen in high-frequency radio pulses from the Crab Nebula by a theoretical astrophysicist from the University of Kansas may have solved a nearly two-decade-old mystery of these unusual origins.
Therefore the “zebra” patterns seen in high-frequency radio pulses from the Crab Nebula by a theoretical astrophysicist from the University of Kansas may have solved a nearly two-decade-old mystery of these unusual origins.
Theorhetorical - /THēəˈ/rəˈtôrək(ə)l/ by Lhander November 20, 2024
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