The act of slapping another man's thighs, which must be at least 20 inches in diameter, and inserting your girthy shlong into their fat ass. this must last all day, preferably done in a dominantly white church until midnight. during the final hour, take a big mac and spread the secret sauce into their left eyeball, wheeze and laugh with each other, then slap each other until one bleeds, with a straight face. Did I mention you must cosplay like Kylo Ren and another male character/general throughout the entire process?
Dan: Hello Kyle
Kyle: Hey Dan
Dan: Want to do some Kylo Ren in the church service tonight?
Kyle: Of course! God would definitely approve!
Kyle: Hey Dan
Dan: Want to do some Kylo Ren in the church service tonight?
Kyle: Of course! God would definitely approve!
by andrewn11 January 29, 2020
Getting angry at something to the point of whipping out your lightsaber and smashing up everything around you, just like the new Star Wars villain, Kylo Ren.
My friend and I were watching the game, and our team lost. My mate got so pissed off, I saw him do a Kylo Ren.
I now need a new lounge and TV.
I now need a new lounge and TV.
by Gardz February 26, 2016
What "Kylo Ren" (Ben Solo) is called by people who think he has autism, judging by his behavior, and by his autistic grandfather the Dark Lord Anakin Skywalker, AKA, "Darth Vader", a referrence to Rett Syndrome, or basically Rett's autism, named for the Doctor Andreas Rett, the Austrian autism specialist, working alongside the two Austrian autism specialists Doctor Chaskel Leib "Leo" Kanner and Johann Friedrich "Hans" Karl Asperger, who later went on to create the Nazi Asperger Syndrome Diagnosis or Asperger's autism and the "Kanner Syndrome", AKA, Kanner's autism or the modern autism, originally coming from the, 1943's Nervous Child Journal "Autistic Disturbances of Affective Contact" (~ Kanner)
Brandon: Miss Brenda don'cha know Andrew's an introverted insomniac?
Miss Brenda: That WHAT???
Brandon: That he's a hyperactive manneristic spazzboy?
Miss Brenda: *GASP* Mister Brandon, WHAT!?!
Brandon: That he's a * hyperphagic * naturally gifted * eccentric? *
Brenda: What's Andrew's neurological diagnosis? Is it bipolar spectrum disorder, ADD, OCD, ADHD, FRAXAS or the psychotic schizophrenia?
Andrew: *pure nonverbal rage and repetitive obsessive-compulsive fixated patternistic thought dealing in absolutes*
*ONLY A SITH DEALS IN ABSOLUTES, I WILL DO WHAT I MUST; "YOU WILL TRY!!!"*
Brandon: Sup, Kylo Rett?
Andrew: *just completely snaps* THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME NIGGA
A Superhuman Andrew stands over Brandon like the Super-Saiyan Kakkarrott over the Mighty Lord Frieza or Broly the Legendary Super-Saiyan over the Prince Vegeta IV; Andrew: 🎶The Ballad of Barry Allen🎶
Miss Brenda: That WHAT???
Brandon: That he's a hyperactive manneristic spazzboy?
Miss Brenda: *GASP* Mister Brandon, WHAT!?!
Brandon: That he's a * hyperphagic * naturally gifted * eccentric? *
Brenda: What's Andrew's neurological diagnosis? Is it bipolar spectrum disorder, ADD, OCD, ADHD, FRAXAS or the psychotic schizophrenia?
Andrew: *pure nonverbal rage and repetitive obsessive-compulsive fixated patternistic thought dealing in absolutes*
*ONLY A SITH DEALS IN ABSOLUTES, I WILL DO WHAT I MUST; "YOU WILL TRY!!!"*
Brandon: Sup, Kylo Rett?
Andrew: *just completely snaps* THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME NIGGA
A Superhuman Andrew stands over Brandon like the Super-Saiyan Kakkarrott over the Mighty Lord Frieza or Broly the Legendary Super-Saiyan over the Prince Vegeta IV; Andrew: 🎶The Ballad of Barry Allen🎶
by AutismBlaggleTeam May 8, 2020
When you go beyond apeshit to the point you want to have or use a lightsaber and fucking destroy/cut everything nearby or do it anyways with other things
by Guest 1115 November 28, 2017
Kylo Ren is the pussy of an antagonist in the star wars sequels. He has a christian lightsaber and rips off Darth Vader.
Kylo Ren is kinda gay, isn't he?
by Sab-E.R January 19, 2020
june 11th; kylo appreciation day,
a day to celebrate his successes.
kylo is a famous youtuber that is unknown due to him being “too gay for youtube”.
a day to celebrate his successes.
kylo is a famous youtuber that is unknown due to him being “too gay for youtube”.
by roobteerfan June 11, 2022
Your stereotypical younger brother who probably plays soccer he may also cry a lot and be a smart ass but he cool ig.
by #17lax July 3, 2023