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KviteKrist

"Kvitekrist" is an old norwegian name for Jesus Christ, directly translated, white christ.
In a time where the colour white was linked to purity, it was meant to separate the christian faith from the supposedly evil teachings of norse mythology.
Now, many people find that ironic and mildly amusing, seeing as how Norway was christened. Farmers were dragged to their sheds, heads placed on the chopping block. They were then given the choice between accepting christ or getting a swift chop from the sword.
Kvitekrist replaced Odin by ways of murder and mayhem.
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Kvitka
A stern girl with ambition that could fill the universe, though she acts cold and distant she has a heart of pure gold and feels things deeper, including how much she cares and her love of everything. She struggles to express herself and often gives the wrong impression. Although she struggles to be there for you when needed, she learns from her mistakes and continues to practice keeping her word and promises much stronger/better than before. She's loyal, loving, protective, Beautigul internal and external stubborn and often openminded. She loves to learn and strives for 100% in every thing she does. she never attaches herself for anyone so if your one of those people she decides to give her fragile trust to you take good care of it as if you break it you won't get it again. Though she can be hard work she is a very worthwhile friend. She's accepting and though stubborn is willing to compromise if she feels it will benefit her in the long run. for example showing affection if she receives emotional support. She's logical and rational and very organised. She is often seen to keep those weaker than her safe. Like a flower she is sensitive to season change and is easily moved by art and music. She thinks in depth about things so her judgments are usually very finely detailed and accurate. This is due to her extremely sophisticated high intelligence. Over all she is an inspiring fantastic human being.
Michael: Do you know where Kvitka is? I think she's studying, damn she's so intelligent.

John: Kvitka's so good looking.
Kvitka by personalityperson April 20, 2013

Anastasia Kvitko 

A Russian model who’s got really big fun bags and a huge peach.
If I see Anastasia Kvitko in the beach, I wanna squeeze her fun bags and spank dat big booty in dat bikini!
Anastasia Kvitko by hornyidiot4286 January 19, 2023

KviteKrist

Mad mad mad Guy, also he eats people.
Dude, KviteKrist owns you!
KviteKrist by Disco Stu January 6, 2003
A person who is totally useless in society, works at a large retail store, and is a total flake.
"Hey, looks like all my friends pulled a Kviten and didn't text me back."
Kviten by Tiger Fur November 24, 2011

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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