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Kurt cocaine 

shit I heard lucy done a kurt cocaine
Kurt cocaine by JoShKinKytOn March 18, 2017

Kurt Cocaine 

When you empty a shotgun shell of all pellets and fill it with cocaine and close it back up, you then load this shell into a shotgun and blast yourself in the face with a mist of cocaine.
Tommy really turned the party out when he pulled out his shotgun and Kurt Cocaine'd himself.
Kurt Cocaine by gopherguy September 18, 2018

Kurt Cocaine 

The man from Nirvana that drank so much cocaine that he committed suicide from it.
Ben: Kurt Cocaine was such a legend.
Gregory: I will always miss him and his voice in Nirvana.
Ben: R.I.P. Kurt Cocaine.
Kurt Cocaine by gregben February 26, 2022

Holy Kurt Cocaine 

Used when something is so surprising, or awesome.
The first person to use it was Karpizzle on Jhofffilms, "How to Be a Grunge Vocalist" video.

Kurt Cobained 

The act of ejaculating and almost accidentally hitting yourself in the face with it.
Guy: Dude, last night when I was finishing up I almost Kurt Cobained myself, but luckily I dodged it.
Kurt Cobained by Crispy beans October 7, 2021

Kurt Cobained 

When someone commits suicide via shot-gun or any other gun thru the mouth
Did you hear, Bob "Kurt Cobained" himself yesterday.