When you empty a shotgun shell of all pellets and fill it with cocaine and close it back up, you then load this shell into a shotgun and blast yourself in the face with a mist of cocaine.

Tommy really turned the party out when he pulled out his shotgun and Kurt Cocaine'd himself.

Kurt Cocaine by gopherguy September 18, 2018

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Kurt Cocaine

The man from Nirvana that drank so much cocaine that he committed suicide from it.

Ben: Kurt Cocaine was such a legend.
Gregory: I will always miss him and his voice in Nirvana.
Ben: R.I.P. Kurt Cocaine.

Kurt Cocaine by gregben February 26, 2022

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Holy Kurt Cocaine

Used when something is so surprising, or awesome.
The first person to use it was Karpizzle on Jhofffilms, "How to Be a Grunge Vocalist" video.

"Holy Kurt Cocaine!!! That's sick!!!"

Holy Kurt Cocaine by michelalien July 31, 2017

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Kurt Cobained

The act of ejaculating and almost accidentally hitting yourself in the face with it.

Guy: Dude, last night when I was finishing up I almost Kurt Cobained myself, but luckily I dodged it.

Kurt Cobained by Crispy beans October 7, 2021

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Kurt Cobained

When someone commits suicide via shot-gun or any other gun thru the mouth

Did you hear, Bob "Kurt Cobained" himself yesterday.

Kurt Cobained by up and down the street July 12, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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