Kurt Cobained 

The act of ejaculating and almost accidentally hitting yourself in the face with it.

Guy: Dude, last night when I was finishing up I almost Kurt Cobained myself, but luckily I dodged it.

Kurt Cobained by Crispy beans October 7, 2021

Kurt Cobained 

When someone commits suicide via shot-gun or any other gun thru the mouth

Did you hear, Bob "Kurt Cobained" himself yesterday.

Kurt Cobained by up and down the street July 12, 2006

Kurt Cobained 

When a woman drugs you with rohypnoled then shoots you with a shotgun setting it up to look like suicide. Then gets all your money to herself

jeff: dude did you hear brian ate a shotgun?
evan: naw man that aint even what happened. that bitch wife of his totally Kurt Cobained him.
jeff: no way! what a cunt!

Kurt Cobained by vagpounder24/7 September 18, 2011

Kurt Cobrained 

When someone gets wasted to the point that there brains are literally no longer in their skull, they are Kurt Cobrained.

"Ah, fuck! This kid on the sofa's Kurt Cobrained man!"

"What?"

"His brains are all external to his skull and shit!"

"Ahhh! Fuck! Put a lamp shade over his head or something!"

"Ahhh! Okay, there we go. Now what?"

"Now we warm these Pot Noodles up."

Kurt Cobrained by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Kurt Cobainer 

A Kurt Cobainer is a sex act where during a rimjob, the receiver of said rimming fires a spicy shart into the mouth of the rimmer.

Last night I was at Rebecca's and she gave me a Kurt Cobainer, she was drinking milk for an hour after

Kurt Cobainer by Nadaneeba June 14, 2023