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Kurt Cobained

The act of ejaculating and almost accidentally hitting yourself in the face with it.
Guy: Dude, last night when I was finishing up I almost Kurt Cobained myself, but luckily I dodged it.
by Crispy beans October 7, 2021
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Kurt Cobained

When someone commits suicide via shot-gun or any other gun thru the mouth
Did you hear, Bob "Kurt Cobained" himself yesterday.
by up and down the street July 12, 2006
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Kurt Cobained

When a woman drugs you with rohypnoled then shoots you with a shotgun setting it up to look like suicide. Then gets all your money to herself
jeff: dude did you hear brian ate a shotgun?
evan: naw man that aint even what happened. that bitch wife of his totally Kurt Cobained him.
jeff: no way! what a cunt!
by vagpounder24/7 September 18, 2011
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Kurt Cobrained

When someone gets wasted to the point that there brains are literally no longer in their skull, they are Kurt Cobrained.
"Ah, fuck! This kid on the sofa's Kurt Cobrained man!"

"What?"

"His brains are all external to his skull and shit!"

"Ahhh! Fuck! Put a lamp shade over his head or something!"

"Ahhh! Okay, there we go. Now what?"

"Now we warm these Pot Noodles up."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
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Kurt Cobainer

A Kurt Cobainer is a sex act where during a rimjob, the receiver of said rimming fires a spicy shart into the mouth of the rimmer.
Last night I was at Rebecca's and she gave me a Kurt Cobainer, she was drinking milk for an hour after
by Nadaneeba June 14, 2023
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