Ms kummel 

One of the nicest teachers u will ever meet but she’s always cold and has cancer she is so sweet stop making her cry she means alot 💗

Ms kummel is my fav

Ms kummel by Cool side chick November 2, 2021

Jimmy Kimmel 

A guy whose talk show almost killed American Entertainment and American Politics

My god, I can not fucking stand Jimmy Kimmel. He stands up on his soapbox and constantly preaches to us about how we should live our lives and how he is so much better than everyone else and how Trump is the second coming of Hitler. He's constantly using real life tragedies to promote his agenda and leeches off other people's success. Seriously, how do people look up to this guy?

Jimmy Kimmel by 9Roll9 April 11, 2020

Kumpel

A German word meaning

1. pal, mate, buddy etc. Plural: usually Kumpels.

2. A coal miner. Plural: usually Kumpel.

1. Ich treff mich heut Abend mit meinen Kumpels

2. Bei einem Erdrutsch wurden zehn Kumpel verschüttet.

Kumpel by Aquifex August 28, 2010

Jimmy Kimmel 

An extreme leftist turd that may be funny on a rare occasion. Has an annoying fake laugh, that sounds like nails on a chalkboard. A person that jokingly pokes fun at conservatives, but bawls his eyes out whenever the Democratic party takes a loss.

“Did you watch Jimmy Kimmel last night”?

“Ya, nothing else was on”. He found out guns can’t be taken away from U.S. citizens because the second amendment is a real document”. “He cried uncontrollably for hours”.

Jimmy Kimmel by Mista Cracka Sauce May 23, 2021

Kommel-Hemorrhage 

Taking a shit so hard that you burst a blood vessel in your eye.

Dude after I ate that whole pizza with extra cheese I didn't shit for days and when I did I got Kommel-hemorrhage

Kommel-Hemorrhage by pjlski-5-0 May 19, 2010

kimmel 

to kimmel (verb)
When you do a mistake in For Honor that is not necessarily game changing, but definetily an inconvenience.

A: "Oh no."
B: "Did you kimmel again?"
A: "Yup. And now the enemy has rage. And I´m out of stamina."

kimmel by Polking November 10, 2021

kummerspeck 

A German term to describe emotional over-eating leading to excessive weight gain. Literally means "Grief Bacon"

"When I eat, I'm unhappy. And when I'm unhappy, I eat" - Fat Bastard suffers from Kummerspeck...

kummerspeck by BaconHoarder April 24, 2014