Kristof Vampire Share definition Flag A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period. I gave her a Kristof Vampire yesterday... it was messy. Kristof Vampire by The K Master April 18, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Kristof Vampire mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch