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deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes 

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.
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Kristi Noem's PR team

Really mishandled that situation... I could have fixed it.... You're paying these people to do things and I am so much better than them....
Hym "Ohoho and fix it I could... The need to hire me for Kristi Noem's PR team... Honey, I would give you the world... All you have to do is let me out of the cage..."

Kristen Stewart Face 

A facial expression that looks like your dad just died
by killing your older brother
as he threw away your family dog
that was pregnant
and about to have cute puppies. Must be held continuously throughout an entire scene.
Did you see Mary? She had the Kristen Stewart Face going on during our entire conversation. I hope she's okay.

Kristen Stewart smiling 

There is no such thing.
Dude: Hey man I just think just saw Kristen Stewart smiling
Other Dude: There is no such thing..
Kristen Stewart smiling by The truff September 10, 2012

Kristin Stewart 

A wrongly idolized "Actress" who in fact cannot act, never leaves her monotone way of speaking and facial expressions, and is only loved or hated now because of her starring as Bella ((The ultimate Mary-Sue)) in the film adaption of Twilight.
Kristin Stewart sucks at acting, end of disscussion.

Kristen Stewart 

A ridiculously overrated young actress, who seems to get away with playing all of her characters the exact same way: dull, boring and lifeless.

Also a frequent pot smoker.
"Hey, did you see Twilight?"

"Yea, it was okay. But Kristen Stewart didn't really play Bella. She just played herself......again."

"Yea, I noticed that too. She acted the exact same way that she did in all of her other movies.........."

Kristen Stewart 

Sadly, a rising star in these dark times for choosing terrible new actors. In all of her movies she either acts as a spoiled brat that you want to punch in the face, or some weird emo chick that you still want to punch in the face. She can easily ruin a movie when having a lead role.
Thank god Kristen Stewart had a very minor role in Into the Wild, I was ready to turn the movie off in response to her poser emo act.