A stupid demanding controlling ass whore who will cry to get things her way and will drag you on in unnecessaryrelationship
Vruh Krista cried on my birthday/one year because i didn't get her anything even though I took out to mini putting bowling and to the arcade where i won her a giant charmander and gave it to her to keep
by KristaHater0001 March 29, 2018
Krista rhymes with Rista. The only thing that makes this person interesting is that she's probs dating some guy with a massive chode on his forehead. Probably Always Salty. There's nothing much to it. Is the living embodiment of a trash can.
Person 1: You know who Krista is?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: You know the girl in our class?
Person 2: Wait what
Person 1: The ones that dating the guy with the massive chode on his head
Person 2: OHHHH THE TRASH CAN. yeah I know her
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: You know the girl in our class?
Person 2: Wait what
Person 1: The ones that dating the guy with the massive chode on his head
Person 2: OHHHH THE TRASH CAN. yeah I know her
by Tri-Stand February 19, 2019
krista knows who krista is
by wyguy February 15, 2009
A very athletic girl who is very tempted to beat anyone. Finding a krista is very rare. krista is very nice and competetive.she likes to play games,but she will always beat you no matter what.maybe not the fisrt time but she will practice till she does.loves sports.krista has the most cutest eyes and freckles.hits her head on sealing fans a lot . she is my maze that i have yet to complete.and my missing peice.kristas tend to like monkys.A LOT.we are so young and still have a long life to live .and nothing els can take me away ecsept her.She is the love of my life and i cant wait to be married.I LOVE KRISTA SO MUCH. cant wait till im an aduilt
by bubba+krista August 11, 2018
Definition 1: A sexy bitch with nice tits and a hot booty.
or
Definition 2: A good pair of breasts, with supple feel and amazing texture.
or
Definition 2: A good pair of breasts, with supple feel and amazing texture.
Example 1: Mclovin: Hey man, that's one of the hottest girls I've ever seen.
Seth: Yeah dude, she's definitely a "krista".
Example 2: Seth: Let's catch a glimpse of those warlocks.
Evan: It's not like they made them smaller, they completely reshaped them and turned them into "kristas".
Seth: Yeah dude, she's definitely a "krista".
Example 2: Seth: Let's catch a glimpse of those warlocks.
Evan: It's not like they made them smaller, they completely reshaped them and turned them into "kristas".
by your mom 987517 February 26, 2008
by rpetras April 20, 2008
A beautiful,smart, funny,charming girl who is located in the northern california city of Petaluma. Has a great smile and will stay up for hours on skype talking to you.
by kjc1187 May 23, 2011