nasty slut, who, after sleeping with everyone in the known universe, continues to make herself seem so sweet and innocent. she likes to make people think she's the kind to like everyone, but in all actuality, she talks shit about everyone she knows. Krista is a whore, and no one likes her, or at least no one should.
i know, she's the biggest krista i know
by manky99849 August 27, 2010
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Simple. Not unique girl.. Nothing special about her... Tries to hard. Is fake
by Lamasedeu September 24, 2010
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A spicy girl who often cements her vagina shut in order to prevent accidental pregnancy
Don't expect any of those Kristas to go swimming. They will sink like rocks.
by slowbadon May 26, 2010
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1. A pothead stoner who has big eyeballs and says "i dont know" alot. And laughs and says "your slow" alot. She gave me this greese to put in my hair, and now i have to take a shower cuz it feels gross. And shes not even black. what the fuck.

2. May also be a sexual act where two girls like to eat each others poo.

1. Stop being such a Krista

2. I bet that girls likes Krista-ing.
by Stibbz May 10, 2008
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a stuck up, fat, racist bitch who thinks that she is the hottest shit that ever walked.
Man that girl at the party was a real Krista.
by Babyygirllll<3 January 24, 2009
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Short, chubby, blond and desperate. Often seen tongue raping unsuspecting much taller boys at parties where she isn't wanted. Earns names like "Easy Freshman".
Whose that?
Krista, they call her easy freshman.
by supercoolman45678 July 18, 2009
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Guys yall giving me way too much credit im a Krista IM A FUCKING IDIOT tf kinda Kristas yall know????
"omg krista is such a idiot she be fully dunse"
by ThatBitchKriss October 31, 2019
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