Krakle 

One of the most elite gamers out there. Member of the Legendary Red Gang, and the Legendary Monster’s Mafia.

I’m on Krakle’s team in Zeppelin Wars, HOLY FUCK YOU’RE ON KRAKLE’S TEAM!

Krakle by Krakle_ June 10, 2021

Seattle Kraken 

The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.

Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”

Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”

Seattle Kraken by Decent Squirrel August 3, 2020

Krankle 

Little known cousin (from the country) of Krampus.

Similar to his better know cousin, Krankle preys upon children during the holidays. However, while Krampus seeks the naughty; Krankle only seeks the weak and infirm. Having been born with hollow bones himself, he only attacks those that pose the least amount of risk to his own safety. He steals the marrow from his young victims to sustain himself for his months-long hibernation.

To ward off Krankle, susceptible children should light a candle in their window each night. Also, it's highly recommended they keep salt under their pillow. It is well known that Krankle fears the light and the bitter coarseness of salt.

There is ongoing debate over his exact motivations. Most believe he was driven to madness by a childhood filled with frailty and ridicule. However, others note he could be seeking vengeance for his stillborn twin, Krankus. The one that should have lived (as his parents would always say). Still others believe Krankus was merely his first victim.

Yo bro, light that candle or Krankle gonna get yo weak ass.

Krankle by papacholo December 23, 2019

Krakend 

Intoxicated by alcohol and have passed out hugging a toilet.

Last night you drank so much rum you were Krakend.

Krakend by bookworm February 28, 2015

Here Comes The Kraken

A totally awesome Mexican Deathcore/Death metal band. They have yet to release an album but their demos are pretty promising.

Songs from "Here Comes the Kraken": Confessions of what Ive Done.
I should have asked where the remote was before I killed you.
The legend of the rent is way hardcore.

Here Comes The Kraken by Gavin Michael November 1, 2008

kaklet 

ground meat that is free living

special thanks to Markar for making the best kaklet!!

El Pollo Kaklet, the Three Kakleteers, Kak on a stick, mount kaklet, AT&KAKLET, the red riding kaklet, el tapakaklet

kaklet by Kaklet June 6, 2010

krakerz 

Mar-o-fuckin-juana. The codename in public places.

"Yo i'm running out of krakerz better buy another half box"

krakerz by Craig Krakerz July 7, 2008