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Kowalski Analysis 

When something doesn't make sense, so you need to analyze it further and figure out wtf it means.
When you install AdBlock but all the hot singles in your area disappear.
Kowalski analysis.
Kowalski Analysis by lacrynx February 9, 2019
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Kowalski analysis 

A meme that takes it's roots from the Penguins of Madagascar series, featuring a team of 4 commando penguins.

The quote itself is commonly used in the series by the Penguins' leader - Skipper, to ask for an analysis of the situation, in order to take proper precautions.

The meme itself is used in various comment sections.
Skipper: Kowalski analysis!
Kowalski: This must be the work of an enemy stand, sir.
Kowalski analysis by Invalnorious November 9, 2018

Kowalski Analysis 

1. Used by Gay people in comment section when they have nothing to comment

2.When a hypothetical thing happens
Greg: That was crazy. Thank God I am an atheist
Kowalski Analysis
Kowalski Analysis by Elderly Bitch October 30, 2018

Kowalski Analysis 

Something my retard brother named zunkerduke says all the time
Who is Ceeday, Kowalski Analysis, Irrelevant
Kowalski Analysis by Your Nan's Mom December 9, 2018

Kowalski, Analysis 

Kowalski analysis Is a meme that penguins made
"Kowalski, analysis" is a meme made by intelligent penguins.
Kowalski, Analysis by ImmanoboDy November 2, 2018
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