muffin kooter

a huge chubby vagina.

I bet that girl has a huge muffin kooter cause she fat and ugleh.

by Barat March 26, 2008

kooter farm

A social occasion made up of mostly females.
Opposite of sausage fest

This place is such a kooter farm!

by Jappix August 21, 2011

Kooter-karma

The indefinable mystic system of justice that allows guys to get with girls way out of their league. Usually gained from faithful acts towards ungrateful girlfriends.

I spent three years with that girl and she treated me like crap. I'm due some kooter-karma.

by Tucker Blue July 25, 2009

kooter cake

When the woman has a bulge in her pants front ass that hangs out as much as her tits.

"Yo Mamma Has A Huge Kooter Cake"

by Gangster .O. Love March 4, 2004

Skuter The Kooter

A snake that you use sexually when you want to get your girlfriend or wife pleasure in both orifices.(Bunghole and V-hole). Skuter the Kooter has been known to slither in and cause tremendous discomfort if not used properly, however the rattling affect of the tail makes many women weak in the knees.

Mark:Hey Dude, did u try out the "skuter the kooter" last night on your girl friend?

Alex:Yeah man, that shit was crazy! She woke the entire neighborhood! Then she was hissing for the next two days.

by Sir Duke October 11, 2006

poopy kooter

when all you can think about is fml.
a huge circle jerk.

i woke up naked in a cold shower...poopy kooter.

by minja69 February 24, 2011

kooter corn

When you are supposed to be eating a chicken boneless bite but it tastes and looks like unicorn meat so you name it kooter corn

Friend1- “bro are you sure this shit is chicken”
Friend2-“idk man tastes more like kooter corn “

by Fancy juice November 13, 2017