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Kool-aid Man

A jug of Kool-Aid drink who thinks he is cool, and randomly busts into peoples houses/workplaces greeting them with a friendly "Oh Yeah!"
Judge: Peter Griffen, I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah!
Kool-aid Man by Brad Hallett May 16, 2005

kool-aid man

A big talking bowl of punch who thinks that its cool to crash through your wall into your living room, saying "OH YEAH!". Oh and he wears tights.
Fuck drinking out of him, if that was me i'd be like no no no,you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here you stupid idiot. Yeah, coming through the wall is real fuckin cool. Using the FRONT DOOR is cool don't touch me you drink. Don't touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating, I will kick you in the tights and you will do down, you're very top-heavy. You glass bitch.
-Dane Cook

kool-aid man

A horrible man who busts into homes and attacks small children, yet is never punished. Known by the phrase "Oh yeah!"
kool-aid man by germancar April 5, 2005

Kool-Aid man

Derived from the hood. Usually meant to describe larger heavy set people dressed in a red shirt.
Yo my boy had this outfit on, money looked like the Kool-Aid man.
Kool-Aid man by Izzlemaster January 11, 2005

Kool-Aid Man

When you’re fucking your partner while they’re facing a wall and you pump so hard their head goes through the drywall, after which walk to the other side of the wall and blow your load on their face
Dude, I got a little carried away last night and gave Cheryl a Kool-Aid Man. I was worried at first but she was super into it, she even yelled “Oh Yeah!” as I was blowing my load on her face. It was amazing but I don’t think I’ll be getting my security deposit back.
Kool-Aid Man by Eric Beifman March 25, 2021