Kool

KOOL: adjective, -er, -est, adverb, noun, verb

1. a word used when someone post a status update on facebook, myspace twitter, or any online social media page; the only word to describe a scenario when no one gives a fuck about what they posted.

2. a response when someone says something so stupid that it leaves you speechless

Im going to the mall today to get a new pair of jeans....kool

one more final tomorrow then summer....kool

going to get mike hard lemonade then getting drunk...kool

going to school, work, mall, movies...kool

Spilled whisky on my laptop...kool

by moneyaugustine May 11, 2011

Kool

Used to classify ones character as it relates to body language and demeanor.

When talking to girls, Nick is so kool , that he always gets their numbers.

by Rambomacken February 04, 2014

Kool

someone that isn’t chelsey

chelsea: lol I am the definition of kool but go off I guess

Person: yeah no

by urmomakabruce April 22, 2019

Kool

the way douchebags spell cool

hay dude less go pee in each others faces that will be kool

by 70's rock April 26, 2009

Kool

When you want to seem cool, so you make the 'c' in cool a 'k'.

"Wow, me and you are such kool kids"

by gayoldman June 01, 2019

Kool

The brand of mentholated filter-tip cigarettes that used to be favored by negroes until the mid-1980s when word got out that the interlocking Os represented shackles. Newport (or niggerport) is now the favored brand of colored boys.

LL Kool J probably smokes cigars.

by England phi beta gamma March 14, 2009

Kool

Alternative way to spell “cool” for older people (often older dudes on Grindr) or others that want to sound “cool” but are definitely not.

(On Grindr)
Zach: so how old are you actually?
Older/uncool guy named Walther: I’m 38.
Zach: No offense but dude you look 50.
Walther: I’m 52. Is that Kool?
Zach: No. I don’t do liars.

by regina weiners May 08, 2019