Kohning 

(v.) the act of tying an elongated object to the end of your half inch wiener in order to achieve penetration.

Dustin knew he would be unable to spearfish out all of those butt drugs, but after Kohning a flash drive, he had the 2 inches he needed to get the job done.

Kohning by Shaq's Throbbing Member June 20, 2018

Koehning 

The act of injuring a co-worker without any consequences.

Matt was koehning Taylor after the meeting, but no one cared.

Koehning by JG88 June 5, 2014

korning 

sucking the cum outta anothers ass

Yoni did u give her a right korning last nite ?

korning by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Kuhning 

Creeping; the act of making kids sexually aroused.

Everyone knew that Logan was kuhning on James in school yesterday.

Kuhning by Kuhner101 May 6, 2012

John Kuhning 

Verb. When someone doesn't want to do their job at work and has someone else do it for them.

That son of a bitch just tried John Kuhning me on that plugged up toilet. I guess it ain't gonna plunge itself.

John Kuhning by Gottapee May 28, 2021

Kooning

Flirting with or hitting on your good friend's very serious girlfriend. Named after "Koon" of youtube fame. Kooning is often made possible when the boyfriend is away and the girlfriend shows pity for the kooning boy which is misinterpretted by the desperate despicable kooner as affection. Kooning is not cheating because the girlfriend is very pleased with her current boyfriend which just makes kooning all the more despicable.

"Did you see Alex kooning last night? If Nick knew he would beat the shit out of him!"

"How can you respect anyone who koons as much as he does? Doesn't he realize he doesn't have a chance?"

Kooning by Bob321 March 19, 2007

Plo Kooning

Kinky new fad that kids of Metro Detroit take part in during their free time and immense boredom. The actual act varies from group to group, but almost all variations of Plo Kooning involve a luffa, body wash, and an open mind.

Man, kids these days. All they think about is their meth and their Plo Kooning

Plo Kooning by GJVD July 18, 2009