The art of putting into ones mouth, usually at speed and with excited furor, items which are shaped like or resemble a penis - such as Hot Dog, Banana or actual cock.
"My ex-boyfriend Tony loved to give me oral. He'd put my cock in his mouth like Kobayashi!"
"Dude, did you see Grant at the game last week with that hot dog?"
"Yeah man, it didn't stand a chance with him. Like fuckin' Kobayashi!"
"Dude, did you see Grant at the game last week with that hot dog?"
"Yeah man, it didn't stand a chance with him. Like fuckin' Kobayashi!"
by ConcreteMonkeyUK September 18, 2020
A no-win situation caused by a set of rules that can only be won by changing the rules, in effect, cheating. This term comes from the name of a small ship in distress in a scenario shown in a Star Trek movie. According to the film, the scenario is featured in a training simulator for students attempting to become ship's captains. They receive a distress signal from the Kobayashi Maru and can either attempt to rescue it and be destroyed by enemy forces or leave it and let it be destroyed. James T. Kirk, according to the film, is the only person to have won the scenario--by reprogramming the simulator. Kobayashi Maru, loosely translated, means "Little wooden ship."
by Kidduffah Tubes July 4, 2004
The record holder for Nathan's Famous frankfurter eating contest. Annually held on July 4th at Coney Island, New York.
Krazy Motha Fuccka who ate 50 & 1/2 hotdogs in 12 minutes DOUBLING the previous record of 25 dogs by Kazutoyo Arai
by Red HuRaiZon October 11, 2003
A no-win situation or scenario, in which every action is effectively countered by a force either seen or unseen.
by Ko - be - ashi Ma - ru April 14, 2003
v.)
1) To eat massive amounts of wieners or attempt to accomplish some daunting task very quickly. Too big a task can result in a Kobayashi Reversal.
2) To be a sore loser when you couldn't participate in something and proceed to throw a fit by protesting in a un-sportsmanlike manner. Usually results in getting arrested.
1) To eat massive amounts of wieners or attempt to accomplish some daunting task very quickly. Too big a task can result in a Kobayashi Reversal.
2) To be a sore loser when you couldn't participate in something and proceed to throw a fit by protesting in a un-sportsmanlike manner. Usually results in getting arrested.
Frank: You see Jack take on that pile of hot dogs at the barbeque on Friday?
Tony: Yeah! He was like Kobayashi! NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM!!
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Peter: I guess some kids are pissed about getting cut from the baseball team because they couldn't meet Coach's expectations.
Andy: They staged a protest in front of the school and got pinched for disturbing the peace. Like Kobayashi!
Tony: Yeah! He was like Kobayashi! NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM!!
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Peter: I guess some kids are pissed about getting cut from the baseball team because they couldn't meet Coach's expectations.
Andy: They staged a protest in front of the school and got pinched for disturbing the peace. Like Kobayashi!
by Clickclack43 July 5, 2010
1) To Kobayashi
2) To eat a grotesque amount
ESP. of hotdogs
ESP. at Nathan's Annual Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest
3) The ability to eat horrific amount and remain thin.
See also Kobayashi
2) To eat a grotesque amount
ESP. of hotdogs
ESP. at Nathan's Annual Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest
3) The ability to eat horrific amount and remain thin.
See also Kobayashi
by Mr. Antosh March 8, 2005