knuckle shuffle

To masturbate quickly.

Johnny did a knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

by ed jude February 16, 2005

knuckle shuffle

1. To become a masterbating pro.
2. Person is a Jerk off.
3. To get a girl to jack you

Barney is becoming a knuckle shuffle pro.

by Rule unknown May 10, 2005

5 Knuckle Shuffle

to perform the act of masturbation ie a wank

after watching 'zoey 101', mike went into the bathroom for a quick 5 knuckle shuffle

by big bobs basterd beans December 4, 2005

white knuckle shuffle

The act of running to the bathroom or wherever the tissues are with your pants around your ankles after masturbating.

Should have had the paper towels close by before you started, oh well.

Should have had the paper towels close by before I started, oh well I'll just have to do the white knuckle shuffle afterward.

by angry Dick March 21, 2011

five knuckle shuffle

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.

"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."

by YOREMA July 12, 2003

2 knuckle shuffle

When you have to shit really bad so you shove a finger up your ass two knuckles deep and quickly make your way to the nearest bathroom

If I didn't 2 knuckle shuffle I would have shit at my desk

by Os III April 24, 2015

ten knuckle shuffle

When masterbating or having sex and instead of using one hand, you use two, hence the term "ten knuckle"

Yo, Samantha gave me the best ten knuckle shuffle I've ever had last night!

by QuinoaSalad March 13, 2017