The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.
Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.
by Dr. Blue Balls April 26, 2007
"She wouldn't let me near her in bed last night, so I went into the kitchen, cracked open a beer and had a Five Knuckle Shuffle."
by Mattaus Muller December 17, 2009
Mom: where is timmy, he has been in his room for a long time
Brother: he's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle
Brother: he's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle
by BlazeBeing May 13, 2015
1. The act of sexually arousing a female by completely inserting one (or more) fingers into her vagina, i.e. the third knuckle.
2. The act of sexually arousing a man by the use of the hand, i.e. handjob.
2. The act of sexually arousing a man by the use of the hand, i.e. handjob.
1. When I went to drop off Suzie last night she started blowing me and she squirted all over my leather seats doing the third knuckle shuffle!
2. Maria and I were watching TV, and she wouldn't let me get into her panties but she did the third knuckle shuffle on me.
2. Maria and I were watching TV, and she wouldn't let me get into her panties but she did the third knuckle shuffle on me.
by Tom Thamuz September 2, 2003
by Casey April 29, 2003
Slang (Geordie, Newcastle)
Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".
Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".
Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night?
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.
by Eddie Faulkner May 22, 2008
that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump
by spltbird November 25, 2002