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Knuckle Children 

What kind of country is this where a decent man can't go into the privacy of his neighbors house and fire off a couple of knuckle children because he doesn't own a dvd player?
Knuckle Children by Sgt. Scrotes September 25, 2005

knuckle children orphanage 

AKA foo-foo sock. Distiguished by its crinkled stuck-together fabric texture and usually found under the beds of adolescent males, it is the sock, or other fabric used by men to deposit the fruits of their masturbating escapades.
Johnny was horrified to walk in his room and find his knuckle children orphanage perched neatly on his pillow by his mother's cleaning efforts earlier that day. Unfortunately this was also the day that Sallie finally agreed to come home to his room after school.

firing off some knuckle children 

Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.
Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.

knuckle-children 

Semen, especially when released by masturbation.
"Where exactly in the Bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room, while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player." -Peter Griffin
knuckle-children by helljin December 30, 2005

knuckle children 

aka sperm, jiz, cum, ect.
After I get off work, I'm gunna go let off some knuckle children.
knuckle children by WeekMokers9999 September 22, 2005

Making Knuckle children 

Danny is in the bathroom making Knuckle children