Knodgey 

When a gentleman's genitals get compressed towards the pelvis by the inadvertent combination of underwear, trousers and seating position, leading to what is described as a Front wedgey, including the knob. Hence Knodgey.

So i sat down to talk to my PA in the office and I had a really uncomfortable Knodgey going on...I had to carefully adjust myself under the desk.

Knodgey by Tharg Wacmith March 15, 2020

knodgepodge 

A hodgepodge of knowledge, such as one gets by being alive a while.

I know a certain amount about many different subjects, a knodgepodge.

knodgepodge by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 13, 2023