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Knee Slapper slong 

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.
Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!
Knee Slapper slong by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016
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Keendogged 

When you catch a case for anything whether you did it or not
“ this girl let me finger her but then she said I raped her so now I have to switch schools”
“You got keendogged man”

super-keen nadster 

Oxbridge slang for someone who is 'superkeen'; that is, keener than keen. Associated with a strong go-getting attitude, but one that is obvious and public, to the point of being awkwardly endearing or backfiring.

Unclear where 'nadster' originates from. Likely related to nads, as in someone who's "got balls", or the Polish 'nad', meaning 'above' - say, 'above keen'.
"Let's try and be first into the club!"
"Nah, nobody's in there. We'll end up floating around like abandoned toilet paper. Don't want to be super-keen nadsters."

"I looked at the slogan I'd painted up on the banner: 'Come on lads, be a nads(ter)!!'. What was I thinking? The pun didn't even make sense. I looked like such a super-keen nadster."
super-keen nadster by univydd November 16, 2011
To be eager, excited or interested in something/someone. A word of many facets.
Q: "We should watch Fresh Off the Boat tonight"
C: "Yeah, I'm totally keen!"

Q: *takes a large bite out of phallus shaped chocolate bar*
C: "Damn, you keen!"

Q: "Let's have tacos for dinner!"
C: "Nahhh, I'm not that keen on Mexican"
keen by Rain1110 March 14, 2015

Sloppy Knee 

Sloppy Knee is when someone's knee is needlessly violating your personal space. Guys who have this notion that their package is bigger than it is usually have Sloppy Knee. This condition happens when people are just too damn oblivious and/or relaxed. Also see; Sloppy Elbow.
I tried to shift into 5th gear but Uncle Charlie's sloppy knee was draped over the center console.
Sloppy Knee by dirtykurty September 12, 2010

swedish boy knee attack

A fearsome attack done on an opponent's knees by stabbing them. Used by well known swedish boy PewDiePie.
Chad: Ha! Got your nose!
Brad: Give it back or else!
Chad: Bet.
Brad: SWEDISH BOY KNEE ATTACK AAAAHHH *stab