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The skin on your knees. It can be stretched out, and, like a weenus, you can compare the size of it to others.
Hey check the size of my kneenus
My kneenus is bigger than yours
Hey look at timmy, I bet he has a small kneenus
kneenus by Scott F. December 31, 2007
Weenus on your knee
ayo bro you got some real nice Kneenus
Kneenus by yaki boi76 February 10, 2022
you touched my kneenus!!
kneenus by Eva Darlington February 12, 2024
Like the weenis of the elbow, a kneenis is the bit of skin covering your knee
My kneenis feels like a pig
Kneenis by mynameisgary March 18, 2009
Unbeknownst to many, the knee, like the elbow, has a wenis. This flap of skin is known as the kneenis.
I grabbed your kneenis!
kneenis by DepecheMoses July 3, 2006
A knee based depiction of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ
Have you seen Brian's kneesus?
Kneesus by KneeseyJeesey March 22, 2022
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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