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Kneading the dough 

1. Mindlessly playing with ones ball sack while doing something else, such as watching TV. Usually done when the scrotum is warm and pliable. Not so much a sexual move as much as something done from boredom.

2. Masturbating in such a furious and severe manner that it looks like a Russian house wife making bread. Due to the severeness the sounds can be very similar to kneading bread.
1. Jada yet again caught Jordan "kneading the dough" as he watched Captiain American for the 8th time.

2. The guy with the sprite drinks pretended to read the papers but was secretly staring at the cashiers butts as he was "kneading the dough".
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Kneading the dough 

When a woman fists herself to the point of orgasm.
I heard Kurtis watched Hannah kneading the dough!
Kneading the dough by Dat Asian Ass October 16, 2012

kneading the dough 

When you apply flour on your nut sacks and then, smack your opponent's forehead with your flour covered nut sacks.
Pete really got good at kneading the dough on Mike's forehead.

Kneading the Dough 

Absolutely destroying that puss puss with your bare masculine hands.
My hands are sore from last night after kneading the dough.
Kneading the Dough by werdna313 June 14, 2022

kneeding the dough 

fisting the vagina and butt at the same time
I was elbows deep in this girl last night kneeding the dough
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