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Kleisa
A very smart,beautiful and thoughtful girl.
She is actually a goddess undercover but that's a secret.
Despite being perfect and a genius she is very humble.
She is actually a goddess undercover but that's a secret.
Despite being perfect and a genius she is very humble.
Kleisa by Emerald and ruby November 21, 2021
Kelisa
Kelisa is a beautiful girl who has a big heart. She shares with people a lot even though she doesn’t want to but she just likes to see people happy! She is very smart but at the same time she doesn’t listen very well. She’s soft but she doesn’t play! She is a forgiving and loving person and she will do anything to make someone happy. Kelisa may not look like she can fight but she has hands. If you meet a Kelisa, keep her and stay with her because if u don’t youll regret it and your gonna wanna be with her again whether it’s a friendship or a relationship.
kleida
One of the best people to be around. She is extremely smart and an amazing logical thinker. They are manly brunettes with brown eyes. She loves to read and is a marvellous artist, yet she still loves to hang with her friends. People may think that she is quiet but her true friends know that she is super talkative and you should NEVER mess with her. If you do then you will regret it immensely. Clearly they are great person because she is one of the best friends you could ever have.
klevisa
A beautiful girl that is really nice and sweet and will do anything to cheer you up she is an amazing best friend.
klevisa by whiteboy1234 January 1, 2012
Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."
Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka? by A real fking god. September 3, 2018
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