When you take a girl for jalapeño cheddar smokie lunch and then afterwards fuck her in the ass so you can dig through the shit on your dick to find hot peppers like trying to find mushrooms in the forest.
Newbs keeps trying to feed me his famous spicy jam but I don’t trust it because I’ve heard he loves a Klaus in the Woods.
by TheFamilyCabin November 8, 2025
Get the Klaus in the Woodsmug.