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kiwi fruit 

A small furry fruit from New Zealand. Brown and hairy on the outside, green and seedy on the inside. High in vitamin C with a sharp tangy taste.
Dan: Are you getting some kiwi fruit? They're BOGOF at Sainsburys.
Liz: Get that hairy egg away from me, man!!!
Words you can keep

kiwi fruit 

A street name for a drug from the plant Marijuana. Usualy smoked through a bong or rolled in a joint.
Have you got the kiwi fruit?
kiwi fruit by Twattt April 14, 2008

kiwi fruit 

kiwi fruit by Rees Pearse April 19, 2005

kiwi fruit 

Why are you looking at the definition of kiwi fruit? You should know what that is unless you're like foreign or something.
seriously kiwi fruit is reaally basic
kiwi fruit by georgegiraffe May 3, 2014

Kiwi Fruit 

(1) A homosexual man from New Zealand

(2) a delicious fruit from New New Zealand..

There is no area or country named Zealand

In New Zealand they use a different name for Kiwi fruit

In Australia we just believe it is called fruit. Same as Thai, Italian, Greek or Ethiopian, we believe you call it "food" not ' "Indian curry" if you are fromI in

India

So a kiwi "fruit' is fruit.
I gave my girl dinner last night

It had lettuce, ĺamb, baby tomatoes, cheese ,and a little ķiwi fruit

She called me a forugn cuck and threw it in the trash

I even made a nice dressing.

Kiwi fruit
Kiwi Fruit by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023

the kiwi fruit 

When a large gentleman who's wearing short shorts bends over exposing his large kiwi fruits.
Hey Rob, Fergs got the kiwi fruit out again
the kiwi fruit by Fergs kiwi fruit September 2, 2017

gone off kiwi fruit 

When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.
The gone off kiwi fruit tastes like shit.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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