Kitney 

A transparent or shady person; Frequent teller of lies and exaggeration of self image. A Kitney may vary in degree, but a true Kitney will lie and exaggerate only to those of the female persuasion. Its use in casual conversation always carries a negative connotation.

"I heard that boy may cheat on you or lie to you, he's a real Kitney!"

"He said his penis is how big? I know at least 12 girls who have had first hand experience and know he's lying. What a goddamn Kitney!"

Kitney by Ryan Ackerman July 16, 2008

Mr. Kinney 

A high school geography teacher who likes to beat off on his webcam to undercover cops posing as 12 year old girls.

Bro 1: Dude did you hear Mr. Kinney was arrested and charged because he wanted to finger fuck and subsequently plow Vanessa’s little sister?

Bro 2: Damn bro, it’s no wonder I got a B in geography. Me sad.

Bro 1: Word

Mr. Kinney by Tommy Twelve Inch (TTI) March 7, 2021

blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out

Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.

blown kidney by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

sleater-kinney 

Sleater-Kinney (pronounced SLAY-ter KEN'ee) an indie punk rock trio from Olympia, Washington. Consist of the members Carrie Brownstien, Corrin Tucker and Janet Wiess. Influenced by the riot grrrl movement of the 1990s. Hailing from Portland, Oregon, the group's name is derived from Sleater-Kinney Road, Interstate 5 offramp #108 in Lacey, Washington, the location of one of their early practice spaces.

On June 27, 2006, the band announced their indefinite hiatus from performing and recording

Their full albums:
Sleater-Kinney (1995) – Chainsaw Records.
Call the Doctor (1996) – Chainsaw Records.
Dig Me Out (1997) – Kill Rock Stars.
The Hot Rock (1999) – Kill Rock Stars.
All Hands on the Bad One (2000) – Kill Rock Stars.
One Beat (2002) – Kill Rock Stars.
The Woods (2005) – Sub Pop Records.

Sleater-Kinney is an awesome band

sleater-kinney by Dead Maria September 23, 2006

Dingo's Kidneys 

A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.

Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!

Dingo's Kidneys by wfly81 July 1, 2014

Brian Kinney 

Brian Kinney is God.

That's all you need to know.

He is one of the main characters from Showtime's hit series Queer As Folk. He's powerful, rich, a sex god, and he's the straightest gay guy you will ever meet at first impression, that is until you see him in Babylon one night... and that's just because he's having lots of sex in the back room.

He's cold hearted and sarcastic, but everyone loves him for it.

His actor is Gale Harold, one of the greatest actors just because of his incredible skill to play a character so well and so unlike himself.

Quotes from Brian Kinney:

Brian: What are you doing?
Justin: Giving my friend Daphne a tour of your house.
Brian: This isn't the White House. George Washington hasn't slept here.
Justin: He's the only guy who hasn't.

Michael: Have you ever been on a date?
Brian: One. I ended up fucking the waiter.

Brian: I don't believe in love, I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient - you get in and out with a maximum of pleasure and a minimum of bullshit

Michael: I don't wanna be a saint. I wanna be a ruthless, heartless shit who fucks whoever he wants without conscience or remorse.
Brian: I'm sorry, that position's already been filled.

Michael: I read some place...
Brian: Where? Marvel Comics?
Michael: ...that infants respond to things even while still in the womb. For instance, tension and discord affect them adversely, while playing Mozart and stuff like that makes 'em super smart.
Brian: Well how do you think listening to the sound of two dikes go down on each other for the past nine months has affected him. Christ, he'll probably grow up to be straight.
Michael: All the more reason why he needs his dad

Justin: I've just seen the face of God. His name's Brian Kinney.

Brian Kinney by Marlene Alvarez September 8, 2007

kidney-wiper 

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'

kidney-wiper by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007